Just Cuz

Yeah yeah. Just a little hottie to finish off the day. I will find something good for the girls tomorrow. I am taking request.

Just in case you don't know who she is, Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria Secret model. Check out page 17 of September's Catalog

Did I Miss the Memo?

"Weeds" star Mary Louise Parker was snapped on Thursday holding the latest accessory to sweep Hollywood -- a Third World baby! Adorable! The lovely duo were attached at the hip, as MLP chatted on her cell phone after taking the little one to a doctor in New York. Mary Louise already has a 3-year-old son from a previous relationship with loser actor Billy Crudup.

Did miss the memo saying that all of the American babies had been adopted and only the 3rd world babies were left? I was just about to drive down to Mexico and see what was left to adopt down there. No wait, they have all made it to America. Maybe Canada will have some?

Pam Is HOT!!!

The fabulous glamor that is Pam Anderson was snapped at the CVS Pharmacy in Malibu on Wednesday, looking like $6 worth of "Where am I, nurse?!" It's re-tool time! Pam interrupted her morning beauty regimen (the crews and scaffolding had to wait) to make a barefoot dash for some poster board -- no doubt rescuing a last minute assignment for one of her kids. Thanks, mom!

I always wondered what Tommy Lee and Kid Rock saw in Pam. Now I see. If I could wake up to that every morning I would be the happiest man in the world. That is also assuming I am taking a double dose of Prozac

Yeah I am a Vegetarian. Are you still going to get Naked?

Alicia Silverstone Gets Naked For PETA LOS ANGELES, Calif. (September 18, 2007) – Longtime PETA supporter Alicia Silverstone has taken off her clothes in a new ad campaign for the organization. In a series of print and video spots, the very naked (though covered where it counts) actress poses, sprawled out in front of a pool. In the print version, the words “I’m a Alicia Silverstone, and I’m a vegetarian,” appear above the nude actress. Silverstone says the same words in the video rendition of the ad, also noting that “there’s nothing in the world that’s changed me as much as this. I feel so much better and have so much more energy.”

Really, I am a vegetarian. Well just as long as Alicia is naked and in my house I am a vegetarian. As soon as she leaves I am off to McDonald's for a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

I'm Hot Now!!

Lindsay's apparently putting her rehab time to good use—shopping for sexy underthings at Mary Jane's in Park City, Utah. According to a source, LiLo visited the trendy boutique earlier this month with two friends (a girl and a guy) in tow. Among her purchases—$1,200 on her Mastercard—were several sets of Honeydew lingerie in black lace, green gingham, pink gingham, mesh cotton, gold-crown print and more. She also got some hats, cosmetics, sunglasses and RJ Designs hoop earrings, but all that stuff pales in comparison to the many dirty pretty things she scored. So, what have we learned here? They don't confiscate your credit card in rehab. Part of treatment includes shopping sprees. Even in rehab, no one wants to be seen in granny panties All kidding aside, we should probably be grateful for the purchases, especially the panties. She just needs to remember to actually wear the darned things when she gets back to L.A.

OK, now it is time to come home to papa! Wait that is Joe Simpson and that is the wrong daughter. Never mind! OK new game, the first one to connect the freckles and spell Herpes win $10 million dollars. Really I have the check in my hand and will mail it out ASAP

Digging for Gold!

I hate having a great big booger up my nose as much as the next guy. You would think that a guy that is as famous as Will Ferrell will hire someone to pick his nose for him. I know I would if I had his money.

I will be fair with the eye candy for the girls

Matthew McConaughey is taking on the highest profile uncredited cameo of his life. The shaggy-haired shirt-averse actor is stepping in to the Tropic Thunder bit part that was vacated by Owen Wilson last month. McConaughey will join the Ben Stiller-directed comedy and its comedy-powerhouse ensemble cast, for just a few days of filming in Hawaii for the part. In addition to director-star Stiller, the Texan heartthrob joins Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Bill Hader, Steve Coogan and Nick Nolte in the flick.

I guess it is only fair to give the girls a little eye candy.

Judge Lance Ito moves to Clark County

In a scene reminiscent of 1995, a tired-looking O.J. Simpson-- in a full prison jumpsuit, handcuffs and shackles oh my!-- has just walked into a Clark County Courthouse for his first appearance on burglary, robbery, kidnapping, conspiracy and assault with a deadly weapon charges. Longtime attorney Yale Galanter is by his side, along with attorney Gabriel Grasso. Ironically, former prosecutor Marcia Clark is in the courtroom, covering the proceedings for "ET." O.J.'s girlfriend Christine Prody, his sister Mattie and his daughter Arnelle are also in the courtroom.O.J. said very little, answering "yes" when asked if he'd seen the charges and understood them. The prosecution announced that the two sides have agreed to allow Simpson to post $125,000 cash in bail, provided he surrender his passport (but can travel freely in the U.S.) and have no contact with the witnesses, alleged victims or co-defendants in the case

Does anyone really believe that OJ is not going to pull the White Bronco out of the garage and make a run for TJ? This judge has got to be the biggest retard in Clark County or Lance Ito has moved. $125K to get out of jail! OJ is going to run faster than cop to a donut shop

My One and Only Britney Post (Today)

Just hours after a judge warned the Britster about her problem with drug and alcohol abuse, Spears reacted like any irrepressible gal would -- and got her party on! TMZ caught the unstoppable mother of two at both Winston's and Hyde last night, where the popwreck was engulfed by paparazzi hoping to get a shot of the hot mess. She was all smiles when she left the first club, but quickly put on her sad face when paps started fighting outside her car. Her party train then moved to Hyde, where the usually dead club saw a resurgence of paparazzi attention, thanks to Brit Brit. She was again swarmed on her way out, as photogs tried to ask about her kids.

Here is the link to the video on TMZ "Britney Sucks"

Does anyone in Britney's entourage have any balls? I just wonder who all got in the car after Britney just got reamed by the judge and said "lets go party!!!" I think I have seen this in a movie once before.

Hoover:"We are on double secret probation, what ever that means. What are we going to do?"

Otter: "Toga party!"

Is she really cleaning up her act?

Wow, Paris looks all professional and everything. I think she even has panties on too.

The Ghost of Kelly Osbourne

Reports in London say a ghost has been wandering the streets at night, scaring townsfolk and spooking tourists.

Damn, That is just scarry. Can you imagine waking up to that the next morning?

Just a little eye candy for the afternoon

Anna Nicole Smith has not risen. It's former Playboy Bunny Victoria Silvstedt, who was seen knocking around the Westbury Hotel in Dublin yesterday in this leopard print wrap.

Yes I know they are fake, but who cares.

Britney Spears loses custody of her kids

"Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told FOXNews.com. During Monday's custody hearing, Spears' former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab."