I like to keep things fair

Here you go! Enrique Iglesias with out a shirt.

Courtney is HOT!

The disappearing Courtney Love donned another widow chic death fairy outfit to attend a movie in London last night ... and it looks like the film was a weeper! The Goth Cut 'n Style Barbie slapped on some black nail polish and enough lip gloss to make even Bobby Trendy jealous.

Can you ever get enough Courtney Love? Maybe my next blog will be devoted to Courtney Love. Maybe I will call it the Love Page. Did I forget to mention that I just took a half of a bottle of Valium and my judgement my be a bit cloudy

Who's Who?

Decked out in matching haircuts and similar dark suits, white shirts and black shoes at Elton John's AIDS Foundation benefit in New York on Tuesday, music mavens Elton (left) & k.d Lang (right) appear to be twins -- brothers or sisters? They are family!

I have not problem with gays or lesbians. Most guys are quit fond of lesbians, but that is for another post. I am just trying to figure out who is who. Is that KD or Elton on the left?

Who wants to go for a ride with George?

Accident schmaccident. George and his brave lady hobble the red carpet at the Michael Clayton premiere. Hey, the show must go on, right? I said I would give the girls a little eye candy.

I guess you female types find him attractive. At least he is better looking than Owen Wilson.

So who is the next one to hop on the back of a Motorcycle with George?

Collecting!

It's no barometer of recovery, but at least Owen feels well enough to go for a scooter ride in Malibu. Hey, it's a start.

Doesn't he look like the dork we all had growing up in our neighborhood that delivered the news paper? The only thing missing from this picture is the news paper saddle bags.

Trick or Treat

Parker's all verklempt on the set of the new Sex and the City movie in NYC. Think she's about to scream at her wardrobe designer? Nah, not our Sarah.

I always wondered why Sarah never took her bra off when she was having sex with Big. Now I know why, she 115 and her boobs would have hit the ground.

No wonder Matthew is hanging out with Nathan Lane. I think I might chew off my arm if I woke up with that.

Karma Chameleon

Clad in his working girl commuter-friendly disco Reeboks, the 46-year-old musical clown was spotted at a charity event in London, looking more like Marilyn Manson's long lost aunt after a hectic day of work in the garment district. The 5:56 PM train to Great Neck will get you home before sundown!

Those who know me, know that I am normally not at a lose for words. But what do you say about this picture? What can be possibly going through your mind when you take that last look at yourself as you are walking out the door looking like this???