"Weeds" star Mary Louise Parker was snapped on Thursday holding the latest accessory to sweep Hollywood -- a Third World baby! Adorable! The lovely duo were attached at the hip, as MLP chatted on her cell phone after taking the little one to a doctor in New York. Mary Louise already has a 3-year-old son from a previous relationship with loser actor Billy Crudup.
Did miss the memo saying that all of the American babies had been adopted and only the 3rd world babies were left? I was just about to drive down to Mexico and see what was left to adopt down there. No wait, they have all made it to America. Maybe Canada will have some?
6 comments:
First motha fuckas!
Her designer diaper bag probably cost more than her "baby"!
3rd world babies usually weigh less than American babies. Also easier to disassociate or deny blame when they grow up to be complete asshats.
Order now and we'll add the designer diaper bag absolutely free. If you are not 100% satisfied with your 3rd World Baby, simply return for a full refund and keep the designer diaper bag as our gift...
Can I break it up into 4 easy payments?
ha Jimbo!
makes me wonder if leasing wouldn't be a bad option.
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