Monday, October 1, 2007

I Wanna Be Joe Piscopo When I Grow Up

The loveliness that is Carrot Top appeared at "Live with Regis and Kelly" in this charming college ensemble, revealing his finely shaped limbs and stunning black nail polish that's so hot this season! Girlfriend's been working out! Wearing chic pancake base, Carrot Top proved that the only thing more sculpted than his shoulders -- are his brows! Flawless! The buffalo-armed prop comic's signature Bozo hair has taken on Orphan Annie proportions. It's a hard knock life!
There is something freakish about Carrot Top. He kind of reminds me of Joe Piscopo when he was on his steroid binge

3 comments:

p0nk said...

This freak of nature is just all kinds of wrong. Everything he does to improve his likability backfires.

Jimbo said...

Yeah, he kinds of scares me. He looks like something you would see walking out of woods in the middle of no where in a Friday the 13th movie

Eagle Eye said...

Hey!My hair can look like that if it gets too close to humidity!:-(