If I can't be a koala bear I want to be Leo

I know being a Hollywood celebrity gets you good looking women. But how did this ugly dork pick up on Bar Rafaeli? I am just waiting for Leo to get busted for getting a hummer from a transvestite hooker on Sunset Blvd

I Wanna be a koala bear

No, that's not Tom Brady's little boy ... that's the luckiest koala in the world! This little guy, who lives at the Healesville Sanctuary in Victoria, Australia, caught the eye of Brazilian bombshell Gisele Bundchen. Healesville specializes in saving native Australian animals. Gisele specializes in making men fall to their knees.

OK how do I become a koala bear?

Where do I apply?

In a stunning close to a sensational trial, jurors knocked Knick coach Isiah Thomas and Madison Square Garden for sexually harassing and discriminating against a fired team executive - awarding her a whopping $11.6 million in punitive damages.

For 11.6 million I would let Isiah grope me all day long. He hugged her, gave her a kiss on the cheek and joked about leaving work for a nooner! Oh yeah, he called her a bitch and a ho too. Again where do I apply. He can call me a bitch and a ho while he is groping me for $11.6 million. I might even let him take me to McDonald's to buy me a hot cup of coffee.

Britney is loosing her kids!!!!

You know it's autumn in California when the days grow shorter, nights are cooler and Matthew McConaughey wears a shirt while on his morning jog through the hills of Malibu. It appears it might also be time for his seasonal bath.

So far it is a slow news day and I just can not bring myself to do a Britney post even though the stupid bitch is loosing her kids.

hahaha

I Wanna Be Joe Piscopo When I Grow Up

The loveliness that is Carrot Top appeared at "Live with Regis and Kelly" in this charming college ensemble, revealing his finely shaped limbs and stunning black nail polish that's so hot this season! Girlfriend's been working out! Wearing chic pancake base, Carrot Top proved that the only thing more sculpted than his shoulders -- are his brows! Flawless! The buffalo-armed prop comic's signature Bozo hair has taken on Orphan Annie proportions. It's a hard knock life!

There is something freakish about Carrot Top. He kind of reminds me of Joe Piscopo when he was on his steroid binge

I like to keep things fair

Here you go! Enrique Iglesias with out a shirt.

Courtney is HOT!

The disappearing Courtney Love donned another widow chic death fairy outfit to attend a movie in London last night ... and it looks like the film was a weeper! The Goth Cut 'n Style Barbie slapped on some black nail polish and enough lip gloss to make even Bobby Trendy jealous.

Can you ever get enough Courtney Love? Maybe my next blog will be devoted to Courtney Love. Maybe I will call it the Love Page. Did I forget to mention that I just took a half of a bottle of Valium and my judgement my be a bit cloudy