Jimbo's Crap

Boulder Colorado

2007-11-02T14:29:00.000-07:00

Here are a couple of my pictures from My Boulder Colorado Trip. I will up load the rest the weekend and provide a link.

Joshua Tree

2007-10-31T15:39:00.001-07:00

Here are a couple of my pictures from Joshua Tree. I am post them on fototime.com. I will post a direct link to the pictures tomorrow. I have uploaded the full sized picture, so click on each picture to see it better Here the link to all the pictures

Show Me the Money!!!

2007-10-30T12:44:00.000-07:00

Romo and the Cowboys have agreed in principal on a six-year extension worth $67.5 million, which includes just north of $30 million guaranteed, league sources told FOXSports.com.

Not bad for a guy that has only started for half of last season and half of this season.

The Colorado Rockies Suck!! It is all over. The big sweep!!

2007-10-25T08:46:00.001-07:00

Being in Colorado all week, you would think there were only two things going on in the the world. One, California is burning to the ground and two, the most important story, the Colorado Rockies are going to the World Series!!!! Every TV and every radio station has been talking smack all week. After all the Rockies beat the Red Sox twice during inter league play this year. It was going to be a walk in the park for the Rockies to stroll into Fenway park and show the Reds how baseball is played. Last night and the morning I have never heard more whining in my life. They made every excuse you could think of. Well the did have 8 days off, it was raining the the field was soggy. Blah blah blah. What a bunch of pussies. Man up! You lost. No, you got your ass handed to you. 13 to 1 is an ass beating! Thank god I am leaving today. It is going to be a real tear fest around here on Sunday. At least last night they made it a game. But 2 runs in 2 games is not going to win a world series.

And we pay top dollar to live in this!!!

2007-10-24T09:31:00.000-07:00

Holly Crap I got out of town just in time. I was wondering when the fires were going to start. Some of these fires are pretty close to home. When it is the big multi-million dollar homes in Malibu, you feel sorry for them, but they have tons of money and can rebuild a bigger and better house. But when it hits the average Joe, you really feel bad for them.

Amy and Kelli BFF's

2007-10-11T07:33:00.000-07:00

Gorgeous pop darling Kelly Osbourne clowned around town on Monday. Hee hee! The ravishing, pancaked, porcelain-skinned soon-to-be 23-year-old took a break from terrorizing Gotham City to enjoy a dark night out in London instead.

Actually Kelly is on her way to Amy Winehouse house to go trick or treating. I think if those two rang my door bell, I would scream and run like a little girl out the back door

Trick or Treat

2007-10-04T13:33:00.000-07:00

Aristocratic beauty Amy Winehouse debuted her newest high fashion accoutrements on Wednesday -- industrial size hair clips and a hickey! Classy! The demure 24-year-old was snapped in London looking exquisite as usual, after stopping off for another gourmet meal at McDonald's. Show us your McRibs!The rehab singer's latest look should add some variety to the loads of Amy Winehouse costumes sure to haunt parties this Halloween! Boo! For those of you still looking for a Holloween costume, you are in luck. The Amy Winehouse costume just hit the stores. You to can look like a crack-whore rock star.

If I can't be a koala bear I want to be Leo

2007-10-04T09:55:00.000-07:00

I know being a Hollywood celebrity gets you good looking women. But how did this ugly dork pick up on Bar Rafaeli? I am just waiting for Leo to get busted for getting a hummer from a transvestite hooker on Sunset Blvd

I Wanna be a koala bear

2007-10-03T14:27:00.000-07:00

No, that's not Tom Brady's little boy ... that's the luckiest koala in the world! This little guy, who lives at the Healesville Sanctuary in Victoria, Australia, caught the eye of Brazilian bombshell Gisele Bundchen. Healesville specializes in saving native Australian animals. Gisele specializes in making men fall to their knees.

OK how do I become a koala bear?

Where do I apply?

2007-10-03T09:04:00.000-07:00

In a stunning close to a sensational trial, jurors knocked Knick coach Isiah Thomas and Madison Square Garden for sexually harassing and discriminating against a fired team executive - awarding her a whopping $11.6 million in punitive damages.

For 11.6 million I would let Isiah grope me all day long. He hugged her, gave her a kiss on the cheek and joked about leaving work for a nooner! Oh yeah, he called her a bitch and a ho too. Again where do I apply. He can call me a bitch and a ho while he is groping me for $11.6 million. I might even let him take me to McDonald's to buy me a hot cup of coffee.

Britney is loosing her kids!!!!

2007-10-02T08:05:00.000-07:00

You know it's autumn in California when the days grow shorter, nights are cooler and Matthew McConaughey wears a shirt while on his morning jog through the hills of Malibu. It appears it might also be time for his seasonal bath.

So far it is a slow news day and I just can not bring myself to do a Britney post even though the stupid bitch is loosing her kids.

hahaha

I Wanna Be Joe Piscopo When I Grow Up

2007-10-01T08:02:00.000-07:00

The loveliness that is Carrot Top appeared at "Live with Regis and Kelly" in this charming college ensemble, revealing his finely shaped limbs and stunning black nail polish that's so hot this season! Girlfriend's been working out! Wearing chic pancake base, Carrot Top proved that the only thing more sculpted than his shoulders -- are his brows! Flawless! The buffalo-armed prop comic's signature Bozo hair has taken on Orphan Annie proportions. It's a hard knock life!

There is something freakish about Carrot Top. He kind of reminds me of Joe Piscopo when he was on his steroid binge

I like to keep things fair

2007-09-27T12:18:00.001-07:00

Here you go! Enrique Iglesias with out a shirt.

Courtney is HOT!

2007-09-26T14:42:00.000-07:00

The disappearing Courtney Love donned another widow chic death fairy outfit to attend a movie in London last night ... and it looks like the film was a weeper! The Goth Cut 'n Style Barbie slapped on some black nail polish and enough lip gloss to make even Bobby Trendy jealous.

Can you ever get enough Courtney Love? Maybe my next blog will be devoted to Courtney Love. Maybe I will call it the Love Page. Did I forget to mention that I just took a half of a bottle of Valium and my judgement my be a bit cloudy

Who's Who?

2007-09-26T10:04:00.000-07:00

Decked out in matching haircuts and similar dark suits, white shirts and black shoes at Elton John's AIDS Foundation benefit in New York on Tuesday, music mavens Elton (left) & k.d Lang (right) appear to be twins -- brothers or sisters? They are family!

I have not problem with gays or lesbians. Most guys are quit fond of lesbians, but that is for another post. I am just trying to figure out who is who. Is that KD or Elton on the left?

Who wants to go for a ride with George?

2007-09-25T13:20:00.000-07:00

Accident schmaccident. George and his brave lady hobble the red carpet at the Michael Clayton premiere. Hey, the show must go on, right? I said I would give the girls a little eye candy.

I guess you female types find him attractive. At least he is better looking than Owen Wilson.

So who is the next one to hop on the back of a Motorcycle with George?

Collecting!

2007-09-25T08:34:00.000-07:00

It's no barometer of recovery, but at least Owen feels well enough to go for a scooter ride in Malibu. Hey, it's a start.

Doesn't he look like the dork we all had growing up in our neighborhood that delivered the news paper? The only thing missing from this picture is the news paper saddle bags.

Trick or Treat

2007-09-24T10:10:00.000-07:00

Parker's all verklempt on the set of the new Sex and the City movie in NYC. Think she's about to scream at her wardrobe designer? Nah, not our Sarah.

I always wondered why Sarah never took her bra off when she was having sex with Big. Now I know why, she 115 and her boobs would have hit the ground.

No wonder Matthew is hanging out with Nathan Lane. I think I might chew off my arm if I woke up with that.

Karma Chameleon

2007-09-24T08:02:00.001-07:00

Clad in his working girl commuter-friendly disco Reeboks, the 46-year-old musical clown was spotted at a charity event in London, looking more like Marilyn Manson's long lost aunt after a hectic day of work in the garment district. The 5:56 PM train to Great Neck will get you home before sundown!

Those who know me, know that I am normally not at a lose for words. But what do you say about this picture? What can be possibly going through your mind when you take that last look at yourself as you are walking out the door looking like this???

Just Cuz

2007-09-20T15:54:00.000-07:00

Yeah yeah. Just a little hottie to finish off the day. I will find something good for the girls tomorrow. I am taking request.

Just in case you don't know who she is, Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria Secret model. Check out page 17 of September's Catalog

Did I Miss the Memo?

2007-09-20T14:12:00.000-07:00

"Weeds" star Mary Louise Parker was snapped on Thursday holding the latest accessory to sweep Hollywood -- a Third World baby! Adorable! The lovely duo were attached at the hip, as MLP chatted on her cell phone after taking the little one to a doctor in New York. Mary Louise already has a 3-year-old son from a previous relationship with loser actor Billy Crudup.

Did miss the memo saying that all of the American babies had been adopted and only the 3rd world babies were left? I was just about to drive down to Mexico and see what was left to adopt down there. No wait, they have all made it to America. Maybe Canada will have some?

Pam Is HOT!!!

2007-09-20T09:03:00.000-07:00

The fabulous glamor that is Pam Anderson was snapped at the CVS Pharmacy in Malibu on Wednesday, looking like $6 worth of "Where am I, nurse?!" It's re-tool time! Pam interrupted her morning beauty regimen (the crews and scaffolding had to wait) to make a barefoot dash for some poster board -- no doubt rescuing a last minute assignment for one of her kids. Thanks, mom!

I always wondered what Tommy Lee and Kid Rock saw in Pam. Now I see. If I could wake up to that every morning I would be the happiest man in the world. That is also assuming I am taking a double dose of Prozac

Yeah I am a Vegetarian. Are you still going to get Naked?

2007-09-20T07:59:00.000-07:00

Alicia Silverstone Gets Naked For PETA LOS ANGELES, Calif. (September 18, 2007) – Longtime PETA supporter Alicia Silverstone has taken off her clothes in a new ad campaign for the organization. In a series of print and video spots, the very naked (though covered where it counts) actress poses, sprawled out in front of a pool. In the print version, the words “I’m a Alicia Silverstone, and I’m a vegetarian,” appear above the nude actress. Silverstone says the same words in the video rendition of the ad, also noting that “there’s nothing in the world that’s changed me as much as this. I feel so much better and have so much more energy.”

Really, I am a vegetarian. Well just as long as Alicia is naked and in my house I am a vegetarian. As soon as she leaves I am off to McDonald's for a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

I'm Hot Now!!

2007-09-19T13:20:00.000-07:00

Lindsay's apparently putting her rehab time to good use—shopping for sexy underthings at Mary Jane's in Park City, Utah. According to a source, LiLo visited the trendy boutique earlier this month with two friends (a girl and a guy) in tow. Among her purchases—$1,200 on her Mastercard—were several sets of Honeydew lingerie in black lace, green gingham, pink gingham, mesh cotton, gold-crown print and more. She also got some hats, cosmetics, sunglasses and RJ Designs hoop earrings, but all that stuff pales in comparison to the many dirty pretty things she scored. So, what have we learned here? They don't confiscate your credit card in rehab. Part of treatment includes shopping sprees. Even in rehab, no one wants to be seen in granny panties All kidding aside, we should probably be grateful for the purchases, especially the panties. She just needs to remember to actually wear the darned things when she gets back to L.A.

OK, now it is time to come home to papa! Wait that is Joe Simpson and that is the wrong daughter. Never mind! OK new game, the first one to connect the freckles and spell Herpes win $10 million dollars. Really I have the check in my hand and will mail it out ASAP

Digging for Gold!

2007-09-19T10:40:00.000-07:00

I hate having a great big booger up my nose as much as the next guy. You would think that a guy that is as famous as Will Ferrell will hire someone to pick his nose for him. I know I would if I had his money.

I will be fair with the eye candy for the girls

2007-09-19T09:13:00.000-07:00

Matthew McConaughey is taking on the highest profile uncredited cameo of his life. The shaggy-haired shirt-averse actor is stepping in to the Tropic Thunder bit part that was vacated by Owen Wilson last month. McConaughey will join the Ben Stiller-directed comedy and its comedy-powerhouse ensemble cast, for just a few days of filming in Hawaii for the part. In addition to director-star Stiller, the Texan heartthrob joins Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Bill Hader, Steve Coogan and Nick Nolte in the flick.

I guess it is only fair to give the girls a little eye candy.

Judge Lance Ito moves to Clark County

2007-09-19T08:34:00.000-07:00

In a scene reminiscent of 1995, a tired-looking O.J. Simpson-- in a full prison jumpsuit, handcuffs and shackles oh my!-- has just walked into a Clark County Courthouse for his first appearance on burglary, robbery, kidnapping, conspiracy and assault with a deadly weapon charges. Longtime attorney Yale Galanter is by his side, along with attorney Gabriel Grasso. Ironically, former prosecutor Marcia Clark is in the courtroom, covering the proceedings for "ET." O.J.'s girlfriend Christine Prody, his sister Mattie and his daughter Arnelle are also in the courtroom.O.J. said very little, answering "yes" when asked if he'd seen the charges and understood them. The prosecution announced that the two sides have agreed to allow Simpson to post $125,000 cash in bail, provided he surrender his passport (but can travel freely in the U.S.) and have no contact with the witnesses, alleged victims or co-defendants in the case

Does anyone really believe that OJ is not going to pull the White Bronco out of the garage and make a run for TJ? This judge has got to be the biggest retard in Clark County or Lance Ito has moved. $125K to get out of jail! OJ is going to run faster than cop to a donut shop

My One and Only Britney Post (Today)

2007-09-19T07:18:00.000-07:00

Just hours after a judge warned the Britster about her problem with drug and alcohol abuse, Spears reacted like any irrepressible gal would -- and got her party on! TMZ caught the unstoppable mother of two at both Winston's and Hyde last night, where the popwreck was engulfed by paparazzi hoping to get a shot of the hot mess. She was all smiles when she left the first club, but quickly put on her sad face when paps started fighting outside her car. Her party train then moved to Hyde, where the usually dead club saw a resurgence of paparazzi attention, thanks to Brit Brit. She was again swarmed on her way out, as photogs tried to ask about her kids.

Here is the link to the video on TMZ "Britney Sucks"

Does anyone in Britney's entourage have any balls? I just wonder who all got in the car after Britney just got reamed by the judge and said "lets go party!!!" I think I have seen this in a movie once before.

Hoover:"We are on double secret probation, what ever that means. What are we going to do?"

Otter: "Toga party!"

Is she really cleaning up her act?

2007-09-18T13:24:00.000-07:00

Wow, Paris looks all professional and everything. I think she even has panties on too.

The Ghost of Kelly Osbourne

2007-09-18T13:10:00.000-07:00

Reports in London say a ghost has been wandering the streets at night, scaring townsfolk and spooking tourists.

Damn, That is just scarry. Can you imagine waking up to that the next morning?

Just a little eye candy for the afternoon

2007-09-18T13:04:00.000-07:00

Anna Nicole Smith has not risen. It's former Playboy Bunny Victoria Silvstedt, who was seen knocking around the Westbury Hotel in Dublin yesterday in this leopard print wrap.

Yes I know they are fake, but who cares.

Britney Spears loses custody of her kids

2007-09-18T12:17:00.000-07:00

"Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told FOXNews.com. During Monday's custody hearing, Spears' former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab."